Once A Girl Asked A Boy

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
 Measure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...

Best Years of My Life

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was Shocked & Silent..
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.

Hey Dude What Happened

Hey Dude what happened no call,no miss call,no sms, no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!


Recharge you problem you don't worry i sending you recharge

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Please scratch here with blade.

Oh My God!

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Swarg and Nark

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

Mera SMS

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....

PAISA.....
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MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
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Mera SMS!

Joker

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp...
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I know that's too much for you.
So, here's a short-cut. Just think
about me...!

I'm thinking of you

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time I'm thinking of you all the time.

100%

u r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky,
u r 100% sweet,
u r 100% nice and u
r 100% stupid to believe these words.