Best Years of My Life

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was Shocked & Silent..
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.

Swarg and Nark

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

Love Story of Engineer

Love STORY OF ENGINEER
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
 I've joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony
.
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter is my WIFE.
.
Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is the best..

Meaning of Wife?

Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?
It Means?

Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE Says: No Darling.,
It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever