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Saturday, January 12, 2013

When I call my girl friend

When I call my girl friend and
she doesn’t answer its not a big
deal…
But
When my girl friend call me and
I don't answer its like world war III
….:P:P

Amazing SIX facts-
1. 90% of ppl in Myanmar don't drink milk..
2. Snake's vision is upto 5 kms..
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury
4. No twins have been born til now in Greenland
5. Zebra doesn't have liver
6. Thanks 4 being a FOOL :-D

Once A Girl Asked A Boy

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
Measure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...

Best Years of My Life

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was Shocked & Silent..
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.

Hey Dude What Happened

Hey Dude what happened no call,no miss call,no sms, no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!

Recharge you problem you don't worry i sending you recharge

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Please scratch here with blade.

Oh My God!

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Swarg and Nark

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

Mera SMS

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....

PAISA.....
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MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
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Mera SMS!

Joker

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp...
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I know that's too much for you.
So, here's a short-cut. Just think
about me...!

I'm thinking of you

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time I'm thinking of you all the time.

100%

u r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky,
u r 100% sweet,
u r 100% nice and u
r 100% stupid to believe these words.

Remember

rEmeMbR
1.There's always a lil truth behind every 'JUST KIDDING...
2.There's always a litl knowledge behind every 'I DON'T KNOW'
3.There's always a litl emotion behind every 'I DON'T CARE'
4.There's always a litl pain behind every 'IT'S OK'
So remember what u see and what you hear isn't what you always get...!!!

Have A Trust On Your Haters .. !

Have A Trust On Your
Haters .. !
They Know A Star
When
They See One . . .
Let Them Continue To
Promote You For
FREE . ;->
A t t i t u d e
P e r s o n i f i e d

The Super most example of love in My life.

The Super most example of love in My life.
'When apples were 4 & we were 5,
then my mother said,
'I don't like Apples.'

I Love You Very Much

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

You Are Special

Truth wich ppl nevr realise-
Wch is da mst rare species in da wrld wch cannot b doubled thru captive breedngs,santuariez o national parks.n 1c lost,its imposibl 2 gt dm bk?????
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Relationz-family,4nz,partner.dey r d nly species on whole earth,u cnt gt duplicates of dm 1c dey die.so learn 2 love n gv importanc 2 al n mk each fl special as lng as dey r alive on earth.:-)'U R SPECIAL'. . .

Love Story of Engineer

Love STORY OF ENGINEER
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
I've joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter is my WIFE.
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is the best..

I am Sorry

I have all ways made mistakes so has every one but
my biggest mistake is letting you go and
if you take me back I will never make a mistake as big as this one ever again.
I AM SORRY.

Every Heart Knows How to Beat

Every heart knows how to beat

the feelings..
But,
Some heart only knows how to

response the feelings..!!

A Man in USA

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

God's Blessings

God's blessings come as a surprise
but
how much you receive
depends on
how much your heart believes !
May you be blessed beyond you expectations.

NOKIA Planning to Launch

NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth 'R' series in 2013
Features:
*20sims
*1yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000megapixles cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47
and the new special feature 24G which is far better than 3G
In this u can meet the person & talk directly!

I love you in 11 languages

How to say " I love you " in 11 languages...?
1-English- I love you
2-Bengali- ami tuma ke bhalo bushi
3-Farsi- Doset daram
4-Italian- ti amo
5-Letin- te amo
6-Gujarati- hoo thunay prem karoo chhoo
7-Marathi- mi tula prem karto
8-Tamil- nan unnai kathali karen
9-Telugu- nenu ninnu premi stunnanu
10-Sindhi- maa tokhe pyaar kendi ahyan and
11- Hindi - Mai tumse pyaar karta hu ....

A Boy and Girl Went for A Walk

Touching story :
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A boy and girl went for a walk.

While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.

He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes and says..

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KAMINEY “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”dekh kar nahi chal sakte kya??

Friday, January 11, 2013

One Thing to be Remembered In Life

One thing to be remembered in life….
Keep things in heart which hurts other….
But never try to hurt someone by keep in your heart…!!

Friend In all States

Everyone has a best friend
during each stage of life,
only Lucky one have the same friend
in all stages of life..
Don't miss those true ones.

That's Special

When we are free or alone we communicate with
someone-

THAT'S CASUAL,

But,

When we are busy and yet we communicate with
someone-
THAT'S SPECIAL...!!

Before Saying The Words

Before Saying The Words
“I LOVE YOU FOREVER ”
First Ask To Yourself If You Are Ready
Becoz.......... ...............
Most Of Us Are Ready For ” LOVE ”
But Not Everyone Is Ready For “FOREVER" ♥♥♥

There's No Past Tense in Loving Someone

Nice Lines With Great Meaning -

There's no past tense in loving someone

It's either u always will

Or

U never did...

People Never Appreciate Easy Things

I asked life:
Why are you so difficult?
Life smiled and said: You people never appreciate easy things! :) ♥

Lets Take Care of the Small Ones

Most of us Miss life's Big Prizes:
*Noble
*Oscar
*Grammys
Bt v r Eligible for Life's Small Prizes:
:)A Hug frm BstFrnd
:)Short sleep on Frnd's shoulder
:)B'DAY nite
:)A chat wid 1 v hv a crush on
:)An ice-cream wn its rainin
:)A Silent Nyt on d Terrace
:)Money frm old jeans
:)A Slow evening Walk
:)An Empty Road Wid d lover
So who Cares abt Life's Big Prizes?
Lets Take Care Of D Small ones!:) :)

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